Jun 22, 2023, 2:59 PM
The Incredible Hulk, the once great green superhero, has changed his name to The Incredible Sulk. This surprising change has left fans of The Hulk wondering what could have possibly made him switch his name and abandon his heroic ways.
According to sources close to The Hulk, he has grown tired of the constant battles and stress that come with being a world-saving superhero. He has instead decided to focus on his emotions and spend his days crying into his green fists and sulking in his superhero lair, surrounded by empty tubs of ice cream and tissues.
The Incredible Sulk's once powerful and impressive muscles are now hidden beneath layers of fat gained from his binge-eating and taking insufficient care of himself.
The news of The Incredible Sulk's transformation has left many fans of The Hulk disappointed and puzzled. Some have taken to social media to express their concerns, with one fan tweeting, "RIP The Hulk! Say hello to The Incredible Sulk."
Others, however, have found humor in the situation and have begun to make jokes about The Incredible Sulk on social media. One tweet from a fan reads, "The Incredible Sulk has a new power: the ability to bring everyone down with him!"
To add to the confusion, The Incredible Sulk has announced that he will no longer accept requests for help from the public. The once heroic and brave Hulk has thrown in the towel and given up, leaving the world to fend for itself.
Fans of The Hulk can only wait and hope that The Incredible Sulk will soon have a change of heart and return to his former glory. Until then, the world will have to bear the burden of its problems alone.
This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.