Jun 5, 2023, 2:03 AM
Spider-Man, Wolverine, and Hulk's Three Bean Burrito Night Goes Horribly Wrong
The world of superheroes has been rocked by a rather embarrassing event. Last night, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and the Hulk decided to indulge in a feast of three bean burritos after a heavy drinking session. What happened next is the stuff of legend, but also of nightmares.
The morning after, these heroes were not feeling so heroic. In fact, they were plagued with explosive bouts of gas and stomach cramps. Let's just say that their superpowers were no match for the power of those beans.
It all started innocently enough. Spider-Man suggested a late-night snack after a rather exciting battle with some supervillains. Wolverine chimed in, suggesting that they head to his favorite burrito joint. And because the Hulk hates being left out, he joined in on the fun.
Little did they know that this night would not end well.
In the midst of their feasting, they could feel something ominous brewing. Did they stop eating? Of course not. These heroes have never been known for their self-control.
The next day, they awoke to a chaos of epic proportions. Their stomach issues were so severe that they couldn't leave the bathroom for more than a few minutes at a time. And when they did, they left destruction in their wake.
Picture this: the Hulk, trying to fight off a band of robbers, but instead, unleashing a massive fart that knocks them all out. Or Wolverine, trying to diffuse a bomb, only to have to run to the bathroom every five minutes. And poor Spider-Man, he couldn't swing from building to building without letting out a toot or two.
It was a disaster. The people of New York City were left wondering what had happened to their beloved superheroes. Some even wondered if they had retired altogether.
But fear not, dear readers. This is not the end of their superhero careers, nor is it a temporary setback. They are just taking a much-needed break from their duties to deal with their digestive issues.
In fact, they've even started a support group for other superheroes who have experienced similar incidents. The group is called "Beans Anonymous". They meet every week to discuss their experiences and, of course, to share some tips on how to avoid a similar fate.
So, if you see Spider-Man, Wolverine, or the Hulk running to the bathroom with a look of panic on their faces, just know that it's not a supervillain that they're fighting. It's those darn beans.
This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.