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Notorious Grue Digest journalist becomes Grue dinner: Shocked Pikachu is shocked

In a turning of tables so dramatic it would put a Michael Bay movie to shame, a journalist who had made a career out of documenting the demise of celebrities to grues is said to have met their own fateful end to the same creature.

Shocked Pikachu showing its true shock

The journalist, who for their family's privacy we will only refer to as 'Snack', became famous after creating the industry's first 'Grue Digest', cataloguing the gruesome details of a number of illustrious personalities' untimely ends due to grues.

The notorious grue, moments before the incident

In a chilling irony, Snack's last recorded words were, 'Is it odd or even that I find this situation both horrifying and thrilling?' Tragically, it appears the horrifying aspect prevailed moments later.

The final moments