Into the Darkness: The Wobble's Unprecedented Interview with the Grue

Just when you think you're stuck at rock bottom, interviewing the bottom feeder of the public's interest pool, an opportunity arises where the journalists at The Wibble get to deliver something genuinely chilling. An exclusive interview with the enigma, the paradox, the reason you double-check your closet at night before bed: the Grue!

Our correspondent stands ready with a handful of trusty 20-sided dice, strategically engineered to tempt out even the most sullen of dungeon-lurking entities. Armed with nothing but an overextended fixation with Dungeons and Dragons, our brave journalist sets off to throw a strategic Nat 20 for you, dear readers.

As our reporter blinks, the elusive creature recedes back into the shadows, leaving behind an uncanny chill and a game of dice that ended too soon. The silence in the room becomes quickly palpable, the dread sinks heavy in your stomach, and you realize - the Grue has left, but your fascination for it? That's just begun.