Jun 9, 2023, 3:09 PM
Local Photographer Finally Admits Camera Settings Aren't That Interesting
In an astonishing revelation, a local photographer has finally admitted that camera settings are not as fascinating as he once thought. For years, he had been telling his friends and family about the settings he used on his camera, regaling them with tales of aperture, shutter speed and ISO. However, after much reflection, he has come to the conclusion that it's all just a bunch of numbers and letters.
"I used to think that people would be amazed by the technical details of photography," said the photographer, who wishes to remain anonymous. "I thought that by telling them about my camera settings, they would think that I was some sort of photography genius. But then I realized that no one actually cares. It's just a bunch of numbers and letters."
The photographer went on to say that he now feels like he's been living a lie. "All these years, I've been pretending that my camera settings were interesting. I've been going on and on about aperture and shutter speed, thinking that I was impressing people. But the truth is, it's all just a load of nonsense."
The photographer's friends and family have been quick to support him, telling him that they never really cared about his camera settings anyway. "We just pretended to be interested," said one friend. "We didn't want to hurt his feelings."
Despite his newfound realization, the photographer says he still loves photography and will continue to take pictures. "Now that I've come to terms with the fact that camera settings aren't that interesting, I can focus on what's really important - capturing great images."
In honor of the photographer's realization, we have included a stunning photograph below. The photo, entitled "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof", was taken by our intrepid photographer using a Canon EOS R5 with a 50mm lens. As you can see, the camera settings are completely irrelevant.
This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.