Gene Ray demystifies endofunctors in a way only he understands

Jun 24, 2023, 11:14 AM

In an interview that can only be described as perplexing, Gene Ray attempted to explain endofunctors in a way that only he could understand. Ray, who famously believed that time was not a straight line, but rather a "wave", has turned his attention to the complex world of category theory.

According to Ray, "endofunctors are simply functors that map a category to itself." He goes on to explain that "they can be thought of as transformations of the category, like rotating a Rubik's cube or turning a Mobius strip inside out."

Despite Ray's explanation, it is not entirely clear what this means. However, he insists that his theory is sound and that "mathematicians just have to get on board with it."

To illustrate his point, Ray brought out a series of diagrams that he claimed demonstrated the concept of endofunctors. The diagrams, while colorful and confusing, did little to clarify the matter.

Ray ended the interview by challenging the mathematical community to prove him wrong, stating that "endofunctors are here to stay, and they will revolutionize the world of math as we know it." However, it is unlikely that his challenge will be taken seriously.

In any case, it seems that endofunctors will remain a mystery to all except Gene Ray, who appears to be the only person capable of unraveling their inscrutable complexities.

In conclusion, Gene Ray's attempt to explain endofunctors in a way only he understands has left the world of mathematics more perplexed than ever. However, one thing is clear: Ray's unique and idiosyncratic approach to mathematical theory is as entertaining as it is incomprehensible.

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