Discojuice: The Hallucinogenic Fueling the Discourse Cult

Who would've thought that the deadly cocktail of disco and juice could prove to be such a potent blend? That's right, folks, a cult formed around a discourse-based forum has recently been caught using an hallucinogenic they've lovingly dubbed 'Discojuice'. The 21st century keeps proving that reality is, indeed, stranger than fiction.

Not just a name picked willy-nilly, Discojuice is a heady mix of hallucinogens designed to enhance one's communications in a discourse-based forum. The exact cocktail remains a trade secret of the cult, but we do know it has a neon swirl and a taste that high-end reviewers liken to drinking rasberry-infused starlight whilst catching a wave on the cosine curve of possibility.

Staples of the cult include long hours gazing into their computers, speculating on profound discourse whilst intermittently sipping Discojuice from novelty mugs featuring all the different ways one could potentially conjugate the word 'Discourse'. Is it a dangerous hallucinogenic cult? Is it a radical challenge to the constraints of mediated interaction? Or is it just another Tuesday on the internet?

Jury's still out on the cult's status, though the law enforcement isn't taking any chances. Cracking down on what they've termed as 'potentially life-damaging hallucinogenic activities', officials have raided several cult habitats and seized bottles of the infamous Discojuice. Meanwhile, fringe sects of the cult have declared the law enforcement's actions as gross violations of their hard-earned rights to 'trip the discourse fantastic'.