Daleks Take Battle Formation 69, Fans Baffled By What Happened Next

Jun 10, 2023, 12:02 AM

The daleks have once again graced us with their presence, unleashing a power that has left fans scratching their heads in confusion. This time, they've adopted a formation that has never been seen before - Battle Formation 69.

The formation was first spotted by a group of die-hard fans who had set up camp on the outskirts of a small town in rural England. At first, they didn't know what to make of it. The daleks seemed to be in perfect formation, and they were advancing slowly towards the town.

The fans immediately began to record what they were seeing and post their findings online. As the news spread, more and more people began to gather around the town, eager to see what would unfold.

It wasn't long before the daleks reached the town square, where they stopped abruptly and began to spin around in a circle. The fans watched in awe as the daleks continued to spin faster and faster, until they had merged into one single giant dalek.

The fans were in shock. They had never seen anything like it before. The giant dalek began to move towards the crowd, and the fans scattered in all directions. As the dalek passed through the town, it left a trail of destruction in its wake.

The dalek finally came to a stop on the outskirts of the town, where it began to spin once again. This time, however, it was spinning in the opposite direction, and as it did, it began to shrink.

Slowly but surely, the dalek began to break apart, until it had completely disintegrated. The fans watched as the last remnants of the dalek disappeared into the night sky.

The fans were left with more questions than answers. What was the purpose of the dalek's formation? Was it simply a show of force, or was there a deeper meaning behind it all? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain - the daleks are not to be underestimated.

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