Jun 8, 2023, 2:12 PM
CNN Reporter Discovers Mark Zuckerberg's Secret Plan to Rule the World with Lizard Farts
The recent global events have made one question the motivations of people in power. But I bet you didn't expect to hear about lizard farts. Well, that's exactly what one CNN reporter uncovered in her latest investigation.
It all started when the reporter encountered a strange odor emanating from a nearby property while on her morning jog. The stench was unbearable, and she had to investigate. Upon arriving at the location, she was greeted by a family of lizards who seemed to be the source of the foul odor.
What caught the reporter's attention was that the lizards had a striking resemblance to the CEO of Meta, Mark Zuckerberg, and his family. And that's when things got even weirder.
After regaining her bearings, the reporter engaged the lizards in conversation and discovered their diabolic plan. According to the lizards, Mark Zuckerberg's ultimate goal is to take over the world with, you guessed it, lizard farts.
But it's not just any ordinary fart; it's a specially-engineered one that targets weaker immune systems and turns them into lizards. Yes, you read that right. The world as we know it would be overrun by lizard people, all thanks to Mark Zuckerberg's flatulence.
So, what can the average person do to prevent this inevitable doom? Well, according to the lizards, not much. Except, of course, for wearing gas masks 24/7. But that's not a practical solution, is it?
As expected, the Meta headquarters has denied these claims and called it a hoax. However, the CNN reporter stands by her account and has this message for Mark Zuckerberg and his lizard family: "We will not let your farts take over the world!"
As we said earlier, these events make you question the motives of those in power. Will we wake up tomorrow with tails and green skin? Only time will tell.
But for now, let's take this as a cautionary tale, and next time you encounter a foul odor, it may not just be your neighbor's cooking. It could be a diabolical scheme fueled by lizard farts, aiming to take over the world.
Stay safe, and stay away from the stink.
This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.