Breaking News: The Wibble Temporarily Shuts Down for Maintenance

Jun 21, 2023, 12:48 AM

Readers of The Wibble, brace yourselves for a brief hiatus. Our staff is taking matters into our own hands and performing some much-needed maintenance on our site. Tired of technical difficulties and lagging load times? Well, don't worry because we'll be back in full swing in no time!

During our downtime, we will not be accepting new article submissions until tomorrow due to site maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but we promise to come back better than ever!

To keep you entertained while we work diligently to bring you the best satire news possible, here are some photos of adorable animals!

We hope these cute furry creatures make your day brighter, and we'll see you soon with more satirical news and updates!

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